Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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