I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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