i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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