No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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