Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
