never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you had me at cake vodka
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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