You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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