you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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