Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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