i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
