piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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