And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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