it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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