Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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