i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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