Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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