Do vagina's smell?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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