i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i out mim tonsoeep
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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