So drunk its hurt
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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