whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Then you guys just all showered together...?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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