Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I have aggressive nipples.
is it fun? or sober?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
