she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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