It's a beautiful day for a hangover
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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