Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
