haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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