So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
