She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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