miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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