That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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