Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He kissed a someone with a penis
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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