And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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