Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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