On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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