So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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