Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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