Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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