Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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