What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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