her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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