you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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