How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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