My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
