It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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