do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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