I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i've created a new STD.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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