$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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