OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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