Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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