I want to stick my p in your. b.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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