I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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