haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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