Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
