So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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