its not stalking. its research.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Boobs are out for the taking
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
