Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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