that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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