Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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