Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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