Just mADE A PArabola og urine
birth control should be required to get into college
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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